“I really didn’t know if anybody would show up”
Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell