I really didn’t know if anybody would show up

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

awwww-cute:

Hooray!

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

HW